May 2013
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My God,” he gasped, “you’re fun to kiss.
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender Is The Night (via kitty-en-classe)
ohhheyhayley:
I can’t stop laughing…
ellendegeneres:
During a live interview, this victim of the devastating tornado found the dog that stayed with her through the whole ordeal. Text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 to the relief efforts.
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So, for a while now I've been doing a thing.
youcrashquims:
rcmclachlan:
rumregrets:
rcmclachlan:
I started doing this about three months ago. I don’t know what prompted me to start, but I haven’t been able to stop. Hell, I don’t want to stop.
I’ve been making it a point to go up to random women (in the movie theater, at the mall, waiting in line at Chipotle, pushing my cart around the grocery store, or wherever I happen to be) and...
metallikato:
I see a little silhouetto of a man
ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE
Will you do the fandango?
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING
Me!
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
magnificooooooooooo~
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akatriel-rowanborn:
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sydferrett:
why are some people so excited to be nineties kids i mean this was in style
why wouldnt you be excited about that
WE. USED. ALL. THE. COLORS.
When you have slain a rainbow it is only right to use every part of it.
See the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow. Skin it for its pelt.
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acutelesbian:
I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking
izzielosthermind:
stabla:
if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to...