god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine
you guys think im jokin
ass so fine
god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine
i pledge allegiance to that ass
Miss Rhode Island’s answer to the question “Describe your perfect date” in Miss Congeniality was actually used as an answer in a real beauty pageant (x).
hannibal episode titles with american delicacies
so touching. so emotional.
Don’t forget “Frito Pie”
Slices of Watermelon Tourmaline
sebastian stan playing tennis aka the best photoset i will ever make
if I ever see a girl in public who is clearly going for something really bold with her look (crazy hair, makeup, outfit) and looks like she’s maybe uncomfortable or nervous about rocking it, I make sure to go up to her and tell her she looks fierce. It took a lot of courage to go out like that and somebody ought to notice.
changes lives. be sure to do that at least once a day.
you’re the type of person this world needs
so i was trying to put tom in this picture
and as i was trying to scale him, everything froze and i couldn’t move him anymore
and he is now stuck like this
My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
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